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Picture: The Maleficent's Go Twister attraction, underhandedly boiling in the morning park light
Maleficent's Go Twister
April 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 7 minutes by boat)
Rating for adults:
Less than nine and five sevenths thumbs up
This rollertwister -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all heights.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 75".
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from shoulder, attention-span, stomach, finger, spinal, or personal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The comment about gates is a movie reference.
- Be sure to look for a memorable Mickey when you look up in the second room.
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