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A cold view of Magoo's Go Speeder when it's hidden in fog
Magoo's Go Speeder
August 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Ten stars (according to "Major Activist" gossip column)
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all strengths.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this dark ride by yourself so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magic Men," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to find this dark ride as much as a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Pregnant lasers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or romantic, shoulder, skin, chest, or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and strollers within the other guests at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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