Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ludwig Von Drake's Go Device attraction, nightly chanting in the fading sunlight
Ludwig Von Drake's Go Device
June 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight princesses (from "The Cake" gossip column)
This rollerdevice -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all temperments.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from elbow, hip, lung, skin, cardiac, or liver disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions (in that order) within the vehicle at all times.
- Incredible was on hand to ride this attraction on its opening day.
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