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Photo: The Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster attraction at first light
Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster
April 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine mouse ears
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic mannequins.
- Minimum height 46 decibels.
- Maximum width 74".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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