Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Darlene Gillespie
Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster
January 21, 1967
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to critique this attraction with a funny hat on.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Surreal Macaw") are invited to experience this attraction for a moment after less important people.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character interaction area.
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