Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster experience, August 9, 1985, 2:02 a.m.
Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster
July 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to make silly comments to you.
- Experience may be too unsettling for tweens.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from dietary objections or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this experience are filled with ghosts.
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