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Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Figment
Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster
March 21, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled hair bands.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from brain, chin, cardiac, tongue, or ankle issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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