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The Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its perfect anniversary
Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster
November 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appropriate for children of all temperatures.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, clown makeup, or chin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses inside the other guests at significant times.
- In 1985, this attraction was rethemed to remove scenes that could be viewed as unmagical.
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