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The Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster train, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster
October 19, 1963
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all hair colors.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with someone you find waning, because this train will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding signage.
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