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The Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster dark ride as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster
March 18, 2005
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this dark ride when their friends are looking.
- Expectant fathers can ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This dark ride may become addictive.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and bars within the cast members at all times.
- Ron Clements was reportedly not allowed to name his child after this dark ride on its opening day.
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