Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster attraction, August 28, 2009, 4:10 p.m.
Lonnie Burr's Faux Coaster
July 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all heights.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and display.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or spinal, kidney, immunological, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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