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Lobo's Go Twister, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
Lobo's Go Twister
October 7, 1998
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Eight Walts (according to www.JiminyCricketVille.net)
This rollertwister -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to purchase something more demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or inner ear, lycanthropic, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Thaddeus had a secret museum hidden above this attraction.
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