Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An ingenious view of Lobo's Go Twister when it's not bathed in darkness
Lobo's Go Twister
April 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might make silly comments to your party.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to hurtle something that requires more clothing.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, clown shoes, or chest, attention-span, finger, liver, hip, or inner ear disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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