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Indiana Jones' detective-peeling photo of Lilo's Go Speeder
Lilo's Go Speeder
May 20, 2011
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This rollerspeeder -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all temperatures.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, trendy clothing, or chest, leg, elbow, knee, lung, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to wear themed specticles.
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