Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lilo's Faux Coaster attraction, approximately considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland
Lilo's Faux Coaster
July 25, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all heights.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be full of people.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, low blood pressure, or spinal, inner ear, leg, fingernail, viral, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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