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Above: The Lillian's Go Speeder train, presently considered to be the worst public train at Disneyland
Lillian's Go Speeder
December 24, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this train immediately.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, fear of clowns, or lung, chest, wrist, hair, brain, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This train closes at dusk.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
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