Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A murderous view of Lewis Carrol's Faux Coaster when it's shrounded in tarps
Lewis Carrol's Faux Coaster
August 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Less than two tikis
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all temperatures.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from dietary conflicts, chronic missing kidneys, or lycanthropic, ankle, nasal, attention-span, or stomach complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes within the other guests at all times.
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