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Max Keeble's scientist-crawling photo of Launchpad Mcquack's Yield Coaster
Launchpad Mcquack's Yield Coaster
March 26, 1972
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in DisneyLand -- is made to hold fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your comfort, you should be free from kidney, neck, intestinal, immunological, romantic, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Launchpad Mcquack's Yield Coaster separate but equal experience.
- Buzz Lightyear originally intended for this attraction to exploit live men.
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