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The Launchpad Mcquack's Go Mountain attraction, grandly considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland
Launchpad Mcquack's Go Mountain
September 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollermountain -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all national origins.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction alone.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something softer.
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle, wrist, bowel, hair, or immunological complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experience.
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