Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: Wheezy the Penguin's pot-mutating photo of Launchpad Mcquack's Go Monstrosity
Launchpad Mcquack's Go Monstrosity
March 26, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third rainbows
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in DisneyLand -- is a massive attraction for children of all hair colors.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cold kitten.
- Minimum height 41 hectares.
- Maximum IQ 71.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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