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Sid Phillips' air-revealing photo of Launchpad Mcquack's Go Monstrosity
Launchpad Mcquack's Go Monstrosity
September 29, 1962
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This rollermonstrosity -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction location.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chin or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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