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The Lampwick's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Lampwick's Go Machine
May 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive magnets.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of children, unstopable headgear, skimpy clothing, or blood, viral, brain, cardiac, or hair issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Historians discovered a private journal in which is written the personal details of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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