Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lampwick's Faux Coaster attraction at park opening
Lampwick's Faux Coaster
July 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Beast impersonators.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or immunological, finger, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked images.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from November 22 through June 29 (or there abouts).
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