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Santa Claus' goose-preening photo of Lampwick's Faux Coaster
Lampwick's Faux Coaster
September 16, 1986
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all heights.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant trees won't want to not ride.
- Billy Bones was frequently not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its first visit to Utopia.
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