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A sinister view of Lampwick's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in experimentation
Lampwick's Faux Coaster
January 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all shapes.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Pregnant animals won't want to send their children on alone.
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