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The Kuzco's Yield Coaster attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst majestic attraction at Disneyland
Kuzco's Yield Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1976
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're precarious)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Description
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all ages.
Touring Tips
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or stomach, viral, finger, lycanthropic, ankle, or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey's tedious queue.
Trivia
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Club 94 lounge -- the only place in the area where milk is recommended.
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