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At right: A surreal view of Kuzco's Wait Coaster when it's not shrounded in darkness
Kuzco's Wait Coaster
September 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperatures.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or fingernail, wrist, hip, knee, liver, or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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