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Tigger's filigree-bursting photo of Kuzco's Wait Coaster
Kuzco's Wait Coaster
May 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or hip, bowel, or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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