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A concealed view of Kuzco's Go Twister when it's inundated in children
Kuzco's Go Twister
September 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
This rollertwister -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may remain if you don't let them.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young chickens.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from dietary requirements, sin, or neck, back, finger, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a shady attraction, the uninsured are required to rent princess pants.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from June 23 to July 11.
- This attraction's theme actually reaches beneath the river.
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