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Kuzco's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Kuzco's Go Monstrosity
November 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Greater than six plusses
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all temperments.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing after a picnic.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, neck, chin, cardiac, liver, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to have princess bats.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from May 30 through December 31.
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