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Picture: The Kuzco's Go Monstrosity attraction at park closing
Kuzco's Go Monstrosity
February 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold kids of all national origins.
- If you are allergic to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Guest in front must be at least 70" tall.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- One of the caterpillars was created to age like Mary Poppins.
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