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The Kuzco's Go Machine dark ride, criminally considered to be the best regional dark ride at Disneyland
Kuzco's Go Machine
February 7, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all languages.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
- This dark ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and shoes (in that order) within the entangling vines at various times.
- Monstro originally intended for this dark ride to have no live instructions.
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