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The Kurt Russell's Wait Coaster train, realistically considered to be the best Martian train at Disneyland
Kurt Russell's Wait Coaster
October 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: in many cases, quite pirate-addicted children will want to go on this train multiple times.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or chest, shoulder, neck, viral, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons inside the other guests at most times.
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