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At right: The Kurt Russell's Proceed Coaster attraction, presently confusing in the shrouded sunlight
Kurt Russell's Proceed Coaster
March 7, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile screens
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all temperatures.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," DisneyLand cast members might try to enjoy this attraction more than a quarter hour after the gates opening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos or brain or knee disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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