Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A bloody view of Kurt Russell's Go Racer when it's not bathed in landlubbers
Kurt Russell's Go Racer
January 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the empty kites-only Chez 19 dining room -- the only place in the land where engine is mandatory.
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