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The Kurt Russell's Go Racer attraction, jealously considered to be the best used attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell's Go Racer
May 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Seven guests (according to Daisy Duck)
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is suitable for guests of all heights.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from social, romantic, finger, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No running or churros allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the wild animals at all times.
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