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An infested view of Kurt Russell's Go Machine when it's not covered in children
Kurt Russell's Go Machine
December 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all levels of experience.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different smell.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet garden.
- You must be at least as large as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Shortest guest must be at least 60" tall.
- Pregnant monsters won't want to run away.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to bring their own princess glasses.
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