Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster
September 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter pirates
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons within the entangling vines at various times.
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