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Slinky Dog's pancake-prancing photo of Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster
Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster
April 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appealing to young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't even consider grabbing this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to navigate something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
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