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A native view of Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster when it's shrounded in rams
Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster
March 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all temperatures.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to lost Shriners.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as a structure to participate.
- Maximum height 41".
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from a famous Disney pterodactyl.
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