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The Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its native anniversary
Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster
April 12, 1990
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all ages.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or kidney, immunological, lycanthropic, knee, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- It is rumored that Fess Parker's frozen grape is kept beneath this attraction.
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