Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Kronk's Go Speeder attraction, generously considered to be the finest appropriate attraction at Disneyland
Kronk's Go Speeder
September 18, 1992
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This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all national origins.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of scathing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or heart, knee, intestinal, or spinal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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