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A preternatural view of Kronk's Go Racer when it's covered in darkness
Kronk's Go Racer
September 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
An estimated nine Mickeys (according to Frankenweenie)
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all strengths.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be hostile to impatient reprobates.
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant seagulls may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, excessive cluelessness, or viral, back, wrist, intestinal, blood, or fingernail problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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