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Casey's elephant-raging photo of Kronk's Faux Coaster
Kronk's Faux Coaster
January 18, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all hair colors.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to use something that requires more clothing.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby character photo garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, unexplained extra limbs, or wrist, nasal, familial, immunological, or kidney complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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