Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kronk's Faux Coaster attraction, September 3, 2005, 4:05 p.m.
Kronk's Faux Coaster
February 28, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all heights.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from odd missing kidneys, '80s haircuts, or knee or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Be sure to hold your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at significant times.
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