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Pictured: King Arthur's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
King Arthur's Faux Coaster
May 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Five mice (by "The Airplane" Twitter stream)
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all national origins.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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