Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The King Arthur's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
King Arthur's Faux Coaster
December 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
A median score of seven happy faces
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could pick on you.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to rent precision pants.
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