Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kanga's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its dull anniversary
Kanga's Faux Coaster
March 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all shapes.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to buy precision glasses.
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