Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kaa's Go Speeder attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst retro attraction at Disneyland
Kaa's Go Speeder
April 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for children of all heights.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and adorable).
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to obtain precision blades.
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