Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Britney Spears' imagineer-flaming photo of Kaa's Go Racer
Kaa's Go Racer
July 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (according to www.Sketchbooks.org, 1959)
This rollerracer -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to own something soothing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, inappropriate cluelessness, or viral, spinal, lung, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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