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Above: Syndrome's ship-disintegrating photo of Kaa's Faux Coaster
Kaa's Faux Coaster
March 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
An estimated six smiles
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all temperments.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature consumers.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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