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Image: A complex view of Kaa's Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in darkness
Kaa's Faux Coaster
April 30, 1969
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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