Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kaa's Faux Coaster attraction, January 17, 1999, 10:55 a.m.
Kaa's Faux Coaster
August 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all shapes.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or elbow, tongue, hair, hip, wrist, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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