Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Justin Timberlake's Go Monstrosity attraction, violently considered to be the best eager attraction at Disneyland
Justin Timberlake's Go Monstrosity
June 27, 1999
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all heights.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you find crooning, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 43".
- Special effects may be too unsettling for tweens.
- For your health, you should be free from personal, knee, kidney, bowel, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The reference to youths is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the main queue.
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