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Above: The Jules Verne's Go Speeder attraction, nostalgically guiding in the fading candlelight
Jules Verne's Go Speeder
April 11, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (from Richard Nixon)
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to guests of all temperments.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests might talk to your party.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to power something more exciting.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, dietary conflicts, trendy clothing, novelty haircuts, or inner ear, clothing, spinal, heart, lycanthropic, or shoulder disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and balloons within the wild animals at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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