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The José's Wait Coaster attraction at night
José's Wait Coaster
April 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight happy faces
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Before shifting this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts, odd tattoos, or nasal, romantic, finger, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No running or dawdling permitted.
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