Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The José's Go Speeder attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest dead attraction at Disneyland
José's Go Speeder
December 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all shapes.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will point at you.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
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