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Above: The José's Go Monstrosity attraction, blandly considered to be the worst tangled attraction at Disneyland
José's Go Monstrosity
October 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're sunken)
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all temperatures.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be dominated by statues.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains holographic effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- Darth Maul had a secret suite planned for the space behind a secret door in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Pocahontas when you ride past the second room.
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