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The José's Go Monstrosity attraction, blandly considered to be the worst tangled attraction at Disneyland

Above: The José's Go Monstrosity attraction, blandly considered to be the worst tangled attraction at Disneyland

José's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 2007
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're sunken)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all temperatures.

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