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The José's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
José's Go Monstrosity
May 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
Generally favored by:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all temperatures.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from overdone perfume or hip, wrist, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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