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A retro view of José's Go Monstrosity when it's not hidden in darkness
José's Go Monstrosity
April 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Approximately nine thumbs down
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all national origins.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, unstopable headgear, androgynous clothing, or inner ear, lung, or leg complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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