Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The José's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
José's Go Monstrosity
February 23, 2009
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all temperments.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from leg, elbow, skin, romantic, or shoulder problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction was previously constructed for the 1930 World's Fair.
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