Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Go Machine attraction, nostalgically frightening in the evening candlelight
José's Go Machine
September 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all languages.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something more magical.
- This is the only attraction in the resort in which a reference to Samuel Clemens can be experienced.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the dangerous scene.
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