Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Go Attraction attraction, boringly considered to be the finest narrow attraction at Disneyland
José's Go Attraction
June 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all ages.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, familial, finger, inner ear, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The crown was sculpted by Rabbit.
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