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José's Faux Coaster
January 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all strengths.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something shorter.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This is the only attraction in this land near which a picture of Thor can be seen.
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