Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The José's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary
José's Faux Coaster
October 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all ages.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44 years.
- Be sure to keep your children and glasses inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to bring their own precision specticles.
- The reference to toasters is a movie reference.
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