Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The José's Faux Coaster attraction, magically considered to be the best tall attraction at Disneyland
José's Faux Coaster
December 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all national origins.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Policies and Information
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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