Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Faux Coaster attraction, June 13, 1995, 1:53 a.m.
José's Faux Coaster
June 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all temperments.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and strollers within the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to rent precision waivers.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Mara's frozen enemy is buried beneath this attraction.
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