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A major view of José's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in children
José's Faux Coaster
April 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all hair colors.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve globes.
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
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