Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
José's Faux Coaster
July 4, 1979
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all temperments.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something less demanding.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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