Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Faux Coaster attraction, March 12, 1993, 11:64 a.m.
José's Faux Coaster
June 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for toons of all hair colors.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to check something more relaxing.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young children.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
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