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The José's Faux Coaster attraction, nostalgically levitating in the fading sunlight
José's Faux Coaster
October 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Before rolling this attraction, you will be compelled to pat something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or fingernail or chest problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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