Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The José's Faux Coaster attraction at dusk
José's Faux Coaster
May 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three guests
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all national origins.
- If it's your birthday, other guests could point at your friends.
- Minimum height 35".
- Pregnant folks can avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or leg, kidney, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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