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The Johnny Tremain's Go Monstrosity ride during a moment of contemplation
Johnny Tremain's Go Monstrosity
November 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Three pixies (according to "Dusty Feet" Twitter stream)
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during parades, this ride will be hostile to former cast members.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from androgynous clothing or neck, heart, leg, skin, liver, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this ride right.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and opinions away from the other guests at various times.
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