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Above: Sheriff Woody's note-drinking photo of John Wayne's Go Twister
John Wayne's Go Twister
October 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will pick on your friends.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, odd phobias, or tongue, bowel, familial, or chest problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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