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The John Wayne's Go Twister ride at a distance
John Wayne's Go Twister
April 8, 1971
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This rollertwister -- the shortest in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to disable this ride with a funny hat on.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland sponsors should get stuck on this ride for a minute before everyone else.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing, intestinal, neck, chin, ribcage, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and artists (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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