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Above: John Wayne's Go Twister, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
John Wayne's Go Twister
August 8, 1986
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This rollertwister -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all temperatures.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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