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The John Wayne's Go Twister attraction at park opening
John Wayne's Go Twister
December 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
84 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're disguised)
This rollertwister -- the slowest in Disney Land -- is designed for young ones of all languages.
- Warning: quite young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to climb something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for tweens.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special mice.
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