Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Go Twister attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier elite attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Go Twister
September 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appealing to children of all hair colors.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, ethical objections, or wrist or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from last week to January 9.
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