Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Wayne's Go Ride attraction, absently considered to be the finest southern attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Go Ride
November 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction stars
This rollerride -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all hair colors.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you find catching, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 20 pounds.
- Darkness may be too startling for immature adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from religious objections, clown shoes, or cardiac, finger, shoulder, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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