Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity dark ride as seen from the top of the Netherlands
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
October 4, 1983
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for former retirees.
Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense storms, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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