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Photo: The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction at a distance
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
November 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all national origins.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- One of the awnings was built to look as directed by Maynard.
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