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The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity thrill ride as seen from the top of a restaurant
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
February 8, 1981
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all ages.
- Guests stuck with macabre rookies should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a metallic ladybug.
- After riding this thrill ride, it's recommended that you try something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions of grandure, runny perfume, or liver, cardiac, or romantic issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Thrill ride is closed for emergency cleaning from May 3 until perhaps June 3 (or something like that).
- The comment about broomsticks is an obvious anachronism.
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