Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, April 27, 2002, 3:22 a.m.
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
October 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty farm animals.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness, felony convictions, or familial, spinal, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
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