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John Wayne's Go Monstrosity, a favorite dark ride of Benny the Cab
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
February 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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