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Above: Schweitzer's sketchbook-sailing photo of John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
August 13, 1995
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all shapes.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent Snow White interaction pavilion.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
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