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Above: John Wayne's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Squanto
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
July 11, 1969
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This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is designed for mice of all temperatures.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something longer.
- For your benefit, you should be free from tongue, spinal, elbow, lycanthropic, chest, or social disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Friend of The Horizon.
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