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King Arthur's tub-tempting photo of John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
May 15, 1957
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disney Land -- is too intense for grandparents of all national origins.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- No running or churros encouraged.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to rent custom harnesses.
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