Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: John Wayne's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Huey
John Wayne's Go Machine
January 16, 1979
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This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to melt this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 41".
- Youngest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions or intestinal, brain, liver, or skin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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