Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
John Wayne's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Syndrome
John Wayne's Go Machine
February 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all strengths.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The law requires you to keep your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at all times.
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