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John Wayne's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Huey

Above: John Wayne's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Huey

John Wayne's Go Machine

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1979
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Designed for: Drunks

Description

This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.

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