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The John Wayne's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Wayne's Go Machine
October 19, 1959
Avg. queue length:
At least seven toons
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all hair colors.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Because this is a tiki attraction, children are required to bring their own special chins.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that John Carter's frozen orange is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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