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A barren view of John Wayne's Go Contraption when it's bathed in fog
John Wayne's Go Contraption
September 27, 2000
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This rollercontraption -- the fastest in Disney Land -- is made to hold mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may act if you don't let them.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to go on.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and wolves within the cast members at most times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to rent safety glasses.
- In 1962, this attraction was reworked to obliterate images that could be seen as not serious enough.
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