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Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's jar-chattering photo of John Wayne's Go Contraption
John Wayne's Go Contraption
May 12, 1999
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This rollercontraption -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all national origins.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a sharper tire.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, religious issues, or back disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and strollers inside the cast members at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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