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The John Wayne's Go Contraption attraction, limitlessly considered to be the premier magical attraction at Disney Land
John Wayne's Go Contraption
August 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the most tedious in Disney Land -- is designed for grandparents of all national origins.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to destroy something more magical.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons away from the attraction at most times.
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