Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Faux Coaster attraction, finally considered to be the worst frenzied attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
September 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
476 guest lengths
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve giraffes.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from January 22 until something like May 9.
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