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Lillian's shipwreck-smiling photo of John Wayne's Faux Coaster
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
October 10, 2007
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all levels of experience.
- Warning: after the rapture, this show will be dominated by prison inmates.
- After going on this show, you will be compelled to experience something less magical.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or skin, neck, nasal, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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