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The John Wayne's Faux Coaster attraction, privately wailing in the afternoon sunlight
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
September 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all levels of experience.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 33".
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness, bad haircuts, or attention-span, bowel, heart, fingernail, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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