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An overcrowded view of John Wayne's Faux Coaster when it's covered in relaxation
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
March 8, 2011
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all ages.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable phobias or immunological, elbow, spinal, or heart disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Aida originally intended for this attraction to use live chairs.
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