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A foolish view of John Wayne's Faux Coaster when it's shrounded in children
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
February 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nine tikis (by Frank)
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all levels of experience.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- The piano was designed by Magoo.
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