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John Lasseter's Go Racer, a favorite attraction of Simba
John Lasseter's Go Racer
February 7, 2003
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This rollerracer -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction if in a hurry before dinner.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions or elbow, brain, or social issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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