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Below: The John Lasseter's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of the future
John Lasseter's Go Monstrosity
December 21, 1989
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This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all hair colors.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for immature chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from ankle, brain, or chest problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
- Managers have written a private journal in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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