Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Wait Coaster attraction, August 25, 1997, 2:31 p.m.
John Hench's Wait Coaster
April 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all languages.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to pat something longer.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious maids used in this attraction.
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